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  1. 15-11-2010, 06:28 #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamensioN View Post
    An Irish woman was admitted to hospital after having phone sex.

    Doctors removed 2 Nokias, 3 Motorolas and a Samsung.
    No Siemen was found .


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    They say that when they marry Pisces and Aquarius, the wrecked marriage.

    It's not the same as a Fiat 600 black that 600 blacks in a Fiat.
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  3. 15-11-2010, 07:03 #78
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  4. 27-11-2010, 10:43 #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by c00l.d00d View Post
    Q: What´s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife??
    A: About 30kg...


    As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell and crew take you safely to your destination."

    Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right - is the captain a woman? I think I better have scotch and soda."

    When the attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefani13 View Post
    They say that when they marry Pisces and Aquarius, the wrecked marriage.

    It's not the same as a Fiat 600 black that 600 blacks in a Fiat.
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    As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell and crew take you safely to your destination."

    Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right - is the captain a woman? I think I better have scotch and soda."

    When the attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
    Errr.. The clue?
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  6. 28-02-2011, 19:48 #81
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    joke

    2 canibals walk into a bar in Prague, they asked for separate Czechs....
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  7. 05-03-2011, 20:40 #82
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    What did the egg say to the boiling water?



    It's going to take me a minute to get hard because I just got laid.
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  8. 03-04-2011, 09:01 #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by robiejaegs View Post
    What did the egg say to the boiling water?



    It's going to take me a minute to get hard because I just got laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bjerre View Post

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  10. 04-04-2011, 05:13 #85
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    Okay here is a cheezy one!

    What kind of bee's make milk?


    BOOBIES!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeonTiger View Post
    Okay here is a cheezy one!

    What kind of bee's make milk?


    BOOBIES!!!!

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  12. 31-07-2011, 16:15 #87
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    When you get old....

    Two signs that show you're getting old:

    1. You start forgetting things
    2. .... I've forgot
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  13. 31-07-2011, 16:17 #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by bjerre View Post
    Two signs that show you're getting old:

    1. You start forgetting things
    2. .... I've forgot
    but funny
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    funny flash stuff!
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