This farmer had this rooster that insisted on having sex with the chickens in his barnyard all the time. The farmer told the rooster to go easy on the chickens, so the rooster moved out of the barnyard and started having sex with the livestock... the mares, the cows, the ewes, even the dogs.
Seeing this, the farmer got concerned. He came to the rooster and said,
"Rooster, if you don't slow down, you are going to kill yourself from too much sex!"
The rooster didn't listen, kept it up with all the animals, moving on to the other farms in the neighbourhood. One day the farmer saw the rooster lying dead on its side in the middle of a field, birds circling overhead. The farmer walked out to the rooster and sighed,
"Rooster, I told you you'd kill yourself."
But the rooster wasn't dead. He pointed up and said,
"I'm waiting for the buzzards."